First and foremost- Christmas is for children. The mascot is a white-haired fat man that looks like 90% of grandfathers, and he’s fucking magic and stupid and flies around the world making the children of wealthy families happy and occasionally throwing a bone to poor kids, but not as often as he should. Mostly the poor kids get fucked and hate Christmas along with me. It’s whatever.

That said, fuck Christmas. Simply having this single day where people are expected to not be cunts seems to be justification enough for some people to not be cunts once a year.

It’s insane to me that we gave Putin one of his trash-ass lackeys in exchange for Brittney Griner, whose only crime was entering the fascist nation of Russia. It almost seems to me as though the exchange was explicitly designed to piss off Americans. It certainly has me riled up. I’d like to see Ukrainian forces overtake Moscow at this point, and hang that blustering asshole from the gallows.

I heard we wanted some CIA jackass back. Yeah, fuck that guy. He’s basically just as bad as Bout, I’m sure, if he’s an actual CIA agent. When has the CIA ever done anything for Americans? They’re literally so retarded, all they really ever do is fuck us. Something happens, the CIA reacts, and we get fucking 9/11’d. There’s a crisis in some third world country, the CIA pulls a bay of pigs, and we have a full-scale nuclear emergency on our hands. It’s just fucking moronic. I don’t want the CIA asshole back, fuck him, he can rot in a Russian prison for all I care.

So the “Daily Blast” idea I had, yeah… That’s not gonna happen. I don’t have the gusto for that sort of thing, not even sporadically. So that’s out. Well, at least I got one banged out. It’s probably going to be the last one until next year at a minimum.

Everyone see the results of the Georgia runoff? Yeah, me too. But seriously, fuck Herschel Walker. He’s a fucking hypocrite piece of shit, which is pretty much par for the course for the GOP. Why is it that the GOP is full of people who want to eliminate same sex marriage but are consistently caught having homosexual extra-marital affairs.

I know all you retarded crypto-bros out there want to pretend like there are sweeping conspiracies involving lunatics like John McAfee and Jeffrey Epstein. First and foremost, let me say that Jeffrey Epstein is not a subject I’ll weigh in on for this post. It’s far outside the scope of this post and involves more money and compromising situations than John McAfee, and it’s ultimately a far different story. Yes, Epstein was insane, but a different type of insanity than McAfee. It seems like John really wanted to be relevant after he had long jumped the shark, so grew from this void in his soul the pirate John who does mountains of blow and marries prostitutes.

.@SBF_FTX, we appreciate that you've been candid in your discussions about what happened at #FTX. Your willingness to talk to the public will help the company's customers, investors, and others. To that end, we would welcome your participation in our hearing on the 13th.

— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) December 2, 2022

Woah, excuse me? What the ever-living fucking goddamned excuse me, what? Maxine Waters clearly must’ve received at least ten million from Sam Bankman-Fried given the above tweet. She absolutely must’ve been on the payroll to be so absurdly coy with him right now. This motherfucker perpetrated what stands to be the biggest fraud in crypto EVER, and here we have Maxine Waters blowing him kisses across the pond.

I’ve been blogging for a while, but as you can already tell, I’ve been just sort of haphazard expelling the contents of my brain pan onto the keybaord. It’s messy sometimes. I’m thinking about trying to A) commit to writing posts daily pertaining to current events or things in my mind that day that I might feel passionately about. I’d also like to B) try and keep the content somewhat pertinent to more individuals than just myself.

The shit we’re seeing happen right now is utterly wild. Mass “White Paper Protests” are sweeping through China in response to Xi’s “Zero COVID” lockdown policy. I started following a Chinese dissident on Mastodon and I’ve been tracking protest information through that account. It’s quite wild. It makes me wonder if this is the start of the end of Xi, or if he’s going to pull another Tiananmen Square. More innocent civilian bloodshed just because an old man clings to power, knowing he would be assassinated if he ever faltered. A totalitarian dictator deserving of the bullet of an assassin, Xi is not an elected official. He’s a dictator.

First and foremost, fuck corporations. Fuck FAANG. Fuck billionaires, including Bezos and Musk. Fuck everyone who worships billionaires and corporations, too. You’re all subhuman bootlickers, with few to no exceptions. Pundits like Charlie Kirk and Brett Cooper are also subhuman trash, because they’re trying to “reign in” on free voices like mine, to drown us out and prevent us from letting you know that you too can be free. Fuck those animals. They’re garbage.