So You’re Dating a Nurse

You’ve met someone, you’re dating, and you feel like you’ve found an incredibly intelligent and compassionate person to share your life with. You’d be completely correct, but if you aren’t sure of what exactly this entails, please do read on.

Tis But a Scratch

You may not realize it yet, but you’ll soon learn that you’re being a gigantic baby. Stomach ache? Headache? Feeling some kind of way? Walk it off, you’re fine. You’ll soon learn that the threshold for “I’m dying” is further out than you could’ve imagined. Your nurse knows, and she’s not going to be shy about sharing it with you. After all, “tis but a scratch”.

Not sure what this is. @cloudflaresys tweeted about a “small attack” about the same time this information was logged. Not sure if it was explicitly directed at me or what. Still funny, though. Would be interesting to see if they’re able to dump raw logs.

In any case, thought it was a humorous anecdote.

Just saw a hilarious comment awaiting approval. This is pretty much the only response that comment deserves, and it can just go ahead and languish. I’m not affiliated with anyone, no groups or persons. Point in fact, I’m avoiding the drama whores as if they carried Bubonic Plague.

Enjoy your derision and ridicule, it’s all that I (and most of society) are willing to offer.

I’m completely out of “the scene”, as it were. No IRC presence, dumped everything except this domain. So, sit back and enjoy this critique of your efforts on the whole. I’m done, now go away.

Apparently I was afk for “Free Website Stress Test Day”. That’s too bad, too, since I liked watching it get pummeled by far more than just “3500 Unique Visitors”. Would love to download the raw data on this one. Wonder who gave me these pings of love…

Note: Typical users will have javascript enabled in their browsers. The Google Analytics side reveals that the 3500 requests shown by cloudflare were just bare requests, no js executed or cookies- Nothing. Just someone saying “hello”. Interesting, nonetheless.