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Alright, that’s it for now. I’ll probably do a follow up if I think of more inane shit to drop on this topic.

As all five of you (the people who read this thing) may or may not have noticed, I tweaked the layout a bit. I’m the kind of writer that can just shotgun a bunch of entries and fill up a front page easily, none of my content is really worth clicking links to get to- I figured I’d make it all up front for you. All the newest and freshest shit is right there on the front page. If you want anything else, it can be obtained via links. Not sure why I didn’t tweak that in the first place, I just figured I’d be content for the moment to learn Maruku and Jekyll and be done with it. Probably not the wisest of moves, I guess. Not like it really matters, though, as I don’t think there are masses screaming for what I have on my brain at any given moment.

Crazy. I didn’t even realize that yesterday was February 29th. I typically do notice when months do crazy things, like when they have extra days that they don’t typically see. I’m having trouble keeping my eyes open right now. I just got back from working all night, and my feet are ridiculously sore. I’ve consumed more caffeine in the last 18 hours than most people consume in a week. I’m starting to physically slow down. I can’t even get adequate sleep despite my exhaustion. Something will wake me up and I’ll find it impossible to go back to sleep. It’s not the light, my bedroom is really incredibly dark. It’s the noise, I think. The last time I did midnights I found the best results when I slept with earplugs in. But I also need to be able to wake up to an alarm clock. Tricky business, these third shifts. I’ll figure it out- or die trying.