Woah, excuse me? What the ever-living fucking goddamned excuse me, what? Maxine Waters clearly must’ve received at least ten million from Sam Bankman-Fried given the above tweet. She absolutely must’ve been on the payroll to be so absurdly coy with him right now. This motherfucker perpetrated what stands to be the biggest fraud in crypto EVER, and here we have Maxine Waters blowing him kisses across the pond.

What?

I still can’t believe what I keep fucking reading. Sam Bankman-Fried is a criminal awaiting trial and we have Maxine fucking Waters inviting him to cry to Congress about how if they were meaner to him this “maybe wouldn’t have happened”. I just can’t even right now. It’s fucking insanity.