I’m sure I’ll catch some shit for this. Probably at least a little. I’m not so legally using a font for my website to display code. It’s not the cheapest font in the world, either. I certainly don’t have permission to use it, and anyone can look at the CSS in my blog and grab it. I don’t really care, though. That’s an insane amount of money to charge for a font. It’s a fucking FONT, people. I realize you’ve put some effort into it’s creation, but it’s also not perfect. It’s not the best damn font I’ve ever seen, nor is it useful in 100% of situations I’ve encountered.
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What They Say, What They Mean
This is a handy guide to interpreting common phrases you may come across on the internet.
| What they say | What they mean |
|---|---|
| “I’m the KING of SQLi/DDoS/Doxing.” | “I am the goodest at biting my wrist while I shout at the wall.” |
| “I have a botnet that can peak at 50gbps.” | “I have a penis that peaks at 3 inches.” |
| “I have o:lines all over the place.” | “I haven’t left the basement in months.” |
| “I TROLL U. LOLOLOLOL. UMAD BRO?” | “Please don’t disconnect. I don’t have real life friends.” |
| “I use Linux.” | “I once booted an Ubuntu LiveCD.” |
| “I work in IT when I’m not on IRC.” | “I sell laptops at Best Buy.” |
| “I’m a penetration tester.” | “I run Zenmap and Hivaj on Windows 7.” |
| “I’m a hacker.” | “Programming frightens me. Hivaj has a big, pretty button.” |
| “I like to code.” | “My final project in CSIII was a VB .Net calculator.” |
| “I have a website.” | Wordpress |
| “My usual network is Efnet.” | #idlerpg |
| “My usual network is 2600.” | “I’m a fed informant.” |
| “My usual network is AnonOps.” | “I’m a paid fed informant.” |
| “My usual network is Rizon.” | *yiff yiff yiff yiff* |
| “I prefer Gnome over KDE.” | “I like ugly things that just work.” |
| “I prefer KDE over Gnome.” | “I don’t care if it works, as long as it’s pretty.” |
| “I use XMonad.” | “Crush my balls harder, mistress! I’ve been ever so bad.” |
Alright, that’s it for now. I’ll probably do a follow up if I think of more inane shit to drop on this topic.
Insomnia Redux (Or my Excuse to Post my Vim Init)
I can’t sleep and can’t think of anything good to blog about, so I’m going to throw up my Vim startup script. This is what works for me, and I’m using it with gvim as well as a slightly modified version for vim. Without further ado, the startup script that makes the world’s best text editor even more useful to me:
colors desert
syntax on
set gfn=PragmataPro:h12,Arial\ Unicode\ MS:h12
set backspace=2
set shm+=I
set ls=2
set ruler
"UTF-8 Shizzle
if has("multi_byte")
if &termencoding == ""
let &termencoding = &encoding
endif
set encoding=utf-8
setglobal fileencoding=utf-8
"setglobal bomb
set fileencodings=ucs-bom,utf-8,latin1
endif
"Begin custom function for search
highlight found gui=undercurl guibg=#121212 guifg=#6458f0 guisp=#6767ff
function Supafind()
let farg = input("Search Regex: ")
call matchadd("found",farg)
echo ""
endfunction
map <F2> :call Supafind()<CR>
map <F3> :call clearmatches()<CR>:echo "Cleared Matches"<CR>The Devil’s (Infosec) Dictionary
Foreward: No one was spared, not even the children. Word after word of cruel truth, sputtered forth in ironic tone, not attempting to be humorous but might earn a chortle or two. I bring you, “The Devil’s (Infosec) Dictionary”.
Anonymous /əˈnänəməs/
(1.) Noun Group of “hacktivists” puppeted by CIA.
Antisec /ˈantēsək/
(1.) Noun Digital Anarchists, modern internet mafia. Similar to Democratic
Party. Funded at least partially by the CIA, but normally chased by FBI.
Work Work Work
Just writing this to keep up appearances. I don’t really have anything new or interesting to add. I suppose the Trayvon Martin saga will be interesting to watch as it unfolds, I just hope people don’t treat the expert analysis like a fucking referee making a call. If an expert makes a determination, just go with it. Don’t yell and scream that the determination is wrong just because you don’t agree with the end result. That’s what retards do. Instead, learn to accept reality for what it is, rather than sticking your head in the sand whenever something becomes uncomfortable.
Jennifer Emick: DDoS for FBI!
The thing I find most humorous about Sabu’s IP being discovered is that I have this gut feeling that I know exactly how it happened. Sabu, being at least a somewhat arrogant prick, had no qualm with hanging out everywhere and anywhere on IRC. I also know he was speaking to Emick quite often, and had even had discussions with her before getting his July visit from the feds. On to my suspicion.
Oh, the Hubris!
So, it looks like the battle rages on between Emick and Hubris. Will the rampant Googler win, or the drug-addled vet? Only time will tell, and now YOU can witness the rofl-tastic dissolution of the mighty Backtrace Security.
I’ve preserved some timelines for posterity.
A5h3r4h - Fresh as of 8:00 AM
Hubris - Fresh as of 3:00 PM
Have fun, kids. Don’t get hurt Googling yourselves. :3
BacktraceSec Dissolved
It looks like Hubris has finally had enough. Enough of what, I can’t tell. But the fallout between Him and A5h3r4h has been sincerely lulzy. I’m damn near dying, laughing at her condescending, horrible “help” email, in which she belittles and is generally bitchy, status quo. It looks like BacktraceSec has been generating some funds in their witch-hunt of Anons, and A5h3r4h (henceforth referred to in this post as “Emick”), can’t seem to hold on to any of it. Of course, with any e-drama leakage onto the internet, it’s important to take everything you read with a grain of salt. However, I’m still reading the fucking hilarious twitter fight* between them. A few things gleaned in the past five minutes of reading: