I’ve been thinking about my fake Christian family a good amount recently. They embody what the MAGA movement means nearly to the finest detail. They’re poor, anti-intellectual, uneducated, faux-spiritual, fake ass, deceptive, and a wholly unreliable lot.

I’m not so much talking about my mom’s side of my family, but my dad’s side of my family. They’re the faux Christians who want to judge everyone and not be judged. The people who are furthest from “Christ-like” yet are loudest about how much they love Jesus. The liars, the unrepentant, the corrupt. They’re also the “gay-hating MAGA” types, and they’re awful people.

Note: I thought I was going to finish this, but it looks like that’s not going to happen. Not yet anyway.