I fucking love this prank call. It’s some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. This guy who goes by “JiZZy” calls AOL’s signup hotline and decides to have a little fun with the poor guy he gets connected to. Hilarity ensues:
AOL: (Clears throat)
AOL: Yes sir, how can I help you?
J: I can hear you.
(Simultaneously) J: Are you American? A: How can I help you?
(J Slight First Simultaneous) J: Are you American A: Pardon Me?
(Simultaneously) J: Are you American? A: I am an Indian.
A: I am an Indian.
J: You are WHAT?
A: I am an Indian.
J: Well my name is
J: My name is
J: My name is Enid Pakistan, and I come from Pakistan, and I want to know, um, if the America Online, and why it is being handled to the, um, dirty mud people of India. I am from Pakistan…
J: …I am a Pakistani.
J: (not clear)
A: You definitely show your akhat, excuse me, you definitey show your uh akhat by calling us uh here, you definitey show your akhat.
JiZZy: I dip my balls in the Ganges river.
A: Ok, dude, you want to speak now, you better be careful, if you do want to speak, just keep the phone down and get lost. Do you undertstand what I am saying dude? You are showing exactly who you are, from where you are. That’s what you are showing. That’s-That’s in your blood, so there is no suprise there, right?
J: You are threating me! We will launch nuclear missles at the Punjabi southern India! You are dirty mud person, I took a big shit in the river Ganges!
A: Okay, DUDE!, Just get lost. You take care. You have a nice day. Next time you just call it- Next time you just call us, you’re going to be in big trouble, okay? You better be careful.
J: I violate the corpses floating in the river Ganges.
A: And uh, just do one more thing, do one more thing, tell your mother all these things, she will definitely like it. Okay?
(Hiroshima-sized LOLity that JiZZy could not possibly hold back)
J: (Explodes in utter lolity for the next approximately 25 seconds)
Grog: What did he say?
JiZZy: Did you record that?